【18禁】手コキを光速でやったらどうなるか分析してみた。

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コキ
こんにちは!コキです!

 

とあるフォロワーさんから言われたこの疑問。

「手コキを光速でやったらどうなるの?」

を真面目に分析していきます。

 

 

まず光速とは?

光が伝播(でんぱ)する速さのこと。

真空中における光速の値は299,792,458m/sと定義されている。地球から太陽までおよそ8分20秒。月までなら2秒もかからない。俗に「1秒間に地球を7周半できる速度」と言われる。

 

 

手コキとは?

手淫に分類され、手を使って男性器を刺激し性的快感を得る行為。

 

 

 

 

今回の分析において

①手コキは「男性器の頂点から付け根、また頂点までの上下運動」を1回とみなす。

②男性器の長さは日本の成人男性の平均である13cmとする。

③性的快感については考慮しない。

この3つを参考にしていきたいと思います。

 

 

 

まず、

男性器が1度「手コキ状態」になるためにかかる時間は

 

これをメートル/秒になおすと

3.33333333333359975e-14m/sになります!

 

今回はわかりやすくするために

0.00000000000003m/sと換算することにしますね!!

 

 

 

 

この速度で手コキをすると以下の現象発生が考えられます。

 

①衝撃波(ソニックブーム)の発生

超光速で手が上下運動をするので、音速以上で飛行する戦闘機等が発生させるような衝撃波が起こるはず。

男性器の頂点から、円錐状に広がりながら手とともに進行する衝撃波によって、身の回りのほぼ全てが破壊される。

 

②男性器の破損または焼却

何の根拠もないけど、ち〇こが壊れる

衝撃波もそうだけど、空気抵抗によってかなりの摩擦熱が加わることで焼却される可能性もある。

 

③同居人に見つかる危険性

あなたがもし実家に住んでいたら、同居家族はまっさきにあなたの安否を確認しに来ます。

自分のあられもない姿を見られてしまう危険性があり、今後の生活にも影響していくので要注意です。

 

 

 

結論

光速で手コキをしてはいけない、ということがわかりました。

コキ
皆さんも気を付けてくださいね。

 

 

 
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